I was staying in the well appointed mountain compound of some manic religious cult. Some friends had persuaded me up and soon after we arrived, they scattered. Not surprising since the members of the group had decided to show their religious fervor by gouging out their left eye. A man ran up to me, he had wild, curly blond hair and a metal patch over his empty socket. He was terribly excited for me to be initiated into the group, and lifted his hand to pluck out my eyeball.

Instead of running, I grabbed him by the forearms and pulled him into a hug, expressing my deep devotion to the cult. And somehow I managed to convince him that eye-gouging got me all hot and bothered, so I seduced him and then managed to get away.



Christ I am sleepy.